As if the Olympics fiasco wasn’t annoying enough as it is, they’ve gone and chosen Muse to pen the official song.
So whilst you’re watching Bolt remind us all of our physical inadequacy, you can guarantee to be subjected to this Queen-wannabe number numerous times. Dreadful lyrics, a god-awful choir section and a synth riff that sounds like a preset on my first school’s Casio Keyboards (“DJ! DJ! Yeah Yeah DJ!”), it’s like a Cuban ‘melodic hardcore’ act attempting to cover Lordi. Please. Make it stop.